How Not to Plan Your Trip

How to plan your trip?

Sit down together a month before, select for places according to interest, select through memories, asking from someone close, search through the pages of newspaper, magazines, internet, etc. Huh, so many places to visit, I don't know what to select what not to select...Gosh...Shall I go to this place, no no... this friend of mine said that it is not so exciting. Okay, now what, this place also looks good but my Aunt suggested me this place... Too many options, but I am outta mind... I can't decide...

Finally, after a week of running through various memories (of Aunt, friends, etc), pages (of net, mag, newspapers), Chalo, we have decided that we can go to this place.

Now need to decide how many days I can get holidays from my Fking Office... Hello... Sir, I am ... I would like to get 1 week holidays from ...date to ... date. What, its not possible, see we have this work pending, projects pending, clients are shitting on my head... Can't allow you the leave. But Sir, its urgent, I need it... Sorry, you need to understand my situation, I can't allow leave at this moment...

So, finally, this Boss is now Hari Sadu... So, what is my option now.. :'( Okay, so next step is, to look for other spot which can be covered in few less days...

How not to plan your trip?

Com'n guys, is this the way you plan your trip!!! Nahhhh....I don't...

Well, let me tell you our (My friends and me) way of planning. Night 10 PM... Okay, have nice food, go to bed at 12 or 1. Sleep nicely, and suddenly, morning 5 AM. Ahh...its so boring yaar... Com'n get up and we will go to ...'s house for this weekend.

Get ready in 10mins and we are on bike to ...'s house... in 2-30mins, wake up man, how much you guys will sleep???
Kya hua...saale....subah subah... Why you guys are here, we have slept at 4AM... Did we tell you not to sleep at 12? Now get up and get ready, we have come to your room for morning trip... WTF... you guys are mad...no plan, nothing and what trip!!!

Who knows the answer for this "what trip". No problem, get up and get ready, then we will plan where to go. Hullah... we all are ready, bags ready, bike ready...lets go...who knows where...but lets go... Now we are on bike...Now tell me which is the nearest place to Bangalore where we can enjoy water, nature and can come back by Sunday night... Ooty...nahh...this...nahh...that...nahh.. So, we are still planning and we are out of city... 60kms traveled. Hey, lets have some snacks...we are hungry. Some smoke, tea and what...we don't have plan yet, which place we are going...

Now, let us see what are the places which we will encounter on this road. Okay, we can reach to Mysore, hey there is a short way from this side, and we can be on Goa road... How far it is...300 kms...by evening 6 we will be in Goa beach...Nahh...we will reach there but will have problem in returning back... We can't drive back... So, we haven't decided yet.

We are cruising on our bike...70-80-90-95kmph... Hey, don't look at each other...else we will not be able to decide and we will finally one the way to Goa...Hmmm...plan is good... If we don't plan anything, we will land on Goa beaches...

Lets stop for some water and smoke... Hello, uncle what place it is? ABCD.... Okay, thank you uncle...

Someone shouts, hey... there is a place nearby... its good...we have river, good place to enjoy and can stop there for give a luck. Okay, so lets change our course... We are on the narrow road from highway... Still, 0n 70iesssssssssssss kmph... Wallaa.... we are on the spot...nah...lets go little dipper to explore better place... So, finally we are on the spot...

After half and hour of exploring the place best suited for our fun...hurray, this place looks awesome... Lets change to minimal cloth and jump in water... wow... its so nice to be in water... 2-3 hrs in the water... Okay...it was great place to hang out... Now lets move, we need some food to make our stomach feel, we haven't forgotten it...

After nice food...chalo...we had a nice short trip...now we are tired of driving. We need to drive back to another 150kms, so lets go back... Yes, the trip was great and we enjoyed, so lets go home... Another 70-80-90kmph and we are back in Bangalore...

Tired, my back is paining, my legs are paining, my bass is paining... lets go to room... So, all are on bed and in no time we are out for another trip (of dream).

Hope, we will continue this kinda trip for long time... Long till we are bachelors. :)